How Hubie Halloween Helped Shape the QAnon Political Movement (Part One of Two)
This reporter was at a loss for words when he dove into the political mind fuck that was Q and the Adam Sandler seasonal boo-tacular movie Hubie Halloween.
First, my name is Nick and I love politics, slasher movies, and vegan casserole recipes. I've been an ace reporter at Macabre Daily for a few months now, but some of you (Hi, mom) have probably noticed I've been out of the mix. Well, dear MD fanatics, that's because I wad deep undercover inside the political movement that is Q. I'm glad to be safe, I'm glad to be back, and I'm glad I don't have to wear laced panties with Kid Rock's face on them anymore (it's required if you are a true Q believer).
So back to Hubie Halloween and the Q movement.
If you don't know anything about Hubie Halloween it's really Adam's worst film to date - and yes, I watched 50 First Dates. Heres' the IMDBism of the flick...
Despite his devotion to his hometown of Salem (and its Halloween celebration), Hubie Dubois is a figure of mockery for kids and adults alike. But this year, something is going bump in the night, and it's up to Hubie to save Halloween.
Really. No offense to the gazillion-aire Adam Sandler - he's done some memorable stuff - but this movie was shit. So when I found out that Q was building it as a chapter into the realism of their post-Trump manifesto "The Eyes of Dire" - I knew I had to go undercover to discover what these fucknuts were up to and why in the hell did they fall under the spell of Hubie Halloween.
It was a cool night in the late evening of March when I met "Frank." He welcomed me into his Mom's basement and had me take a seat on a milk crate that sat right next to his bed. Before he would speak to me about the connection between Hubie Halloween and their conspiracy-driven political movement, we both had to show our bare chests and stand in front of a poster tacked up on the wall of Tucker Carlson. For a full two minutes. He never told me why, but I went along with it to get the scoop.
Frank then popped two Watermelon Lime Truly's, handed one to me, and started reciting the first scene of Hubie Halloween. "Stop. Wait. Why are you doing this?" I asked. He slapped my face and told me never to interrupt him when he is praying. I apologized and waited for him to finish. After Frank was done, and what seemed like it was an hour, he gave me the Q ritual bandana, tied it around my neck, and made me repeat after him...
"As long as I am Q, solid and true–I will forever preach the menace of the liberal communist agenda. I will cherish the moments I spend with JFK Jr. in his bunker and only speak to the true GOD BeezMoo - All HAIL BeezMoo."
I had never heard of BeezMoo,, so after our prayer and required drink of Ted Nugent's sweat out of the aluminum chalice, Frank told me that BeezMoo is real and there are signs of him throughout history? "Really?" I asked. Frank nodded and explained that BeezMoo's most recent appearance was in the Netflix film Hubie Halloween. Frank seemed to light up when he pulled out and unraveled a small poster of the Adam Sandler movie. BeezMoo is a poetic God. A God that will burn anyone who isn't a true Q believer - and if you're Q, you're BeezMoo.
In the second part of this story, I go deeper into the soul and spirit of Q so I can find the true connection between the Q conspiracy theorists, Hubie Halloween, and BeezMoo.
Stay tuned, friends. It's going to be one helluva ride.
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