Making GITMO Detainees View MARRY ME Deemed Too Horrific

Marry Me is an upcoming American romantic musical comedy-drama film directed by Kat Coiro. But a source inside the CIA has told this MD reporter that it has been viewed by hundreds of detainees imprisoned within the walls of The Guantanamo Bay detention center–a United States military prison located within Guantanamo Bay Naval Base in Cuba.
"Horrific, grotesque, inhumane" are just some of the words this official military source, who chose to remain unidentified due to repercussions, said they witnessed when watching prisoners being forced to watch the Jennifer Lopez/Owen Wilson romantic comedy.
"We need to get back to good ol' fashion waterboarding," this source told me. "Hell, all of the prisoners have been begging for solitary confinement where we deprive them of food and drink, keep them in contorted positions while denying them sleep through the subjection to deafening noise."
This ace reporter dug in a little more, to learn why Marry Me is known to break down the human psyche and has been called "the most horrific form of torture known to man" by top military officials.
Marry Me (coming to theaters in February) is a movie based on a graphic novel that was said to be written by an opium-obsessed warlord who was also said to have sexually charged fantasies about a young Miley Cyrus.

Another source, who also wanted to remain unidentified, told me that this warlord got his rocks off watching old reruns of Hannah Montana and had drug-induced visions of him meeting her in an unconventional manner. "Like at one of her concerts?," I asked. "Exactly" was my source's reply.
Marry Me follows music superstars Kat Valdez and Bastian who are getting married before a global audience of fans. But when Kat learns, seconds before her vows, that Bastian has been unfaithful, she decides to marry Charlie, a stranger in the crowd, instead.
Seconds after typing that last sentence, this journalist passed out and woke up experiencing mild seizures and dementia.
"It's 112 minutes of hell. If I had to choose between piranhas nibbling at my barbecue sauce glazed genitalia or viewing Marry Me for 5 minutes, easy answer, go grab the fish." was what one production assistant who worked on the film told me. I found out that this film was actually shot and completed in 2016. After a majority of audience members (who were invited to attend a screening) passed out, urinated themselves and experienced severe rectal bleeding–the White House took notice and decided to get top military officials involved in the purchasing of the film to be utilized within the walls of Gitmo.

Days after writing this piece, I was nervous to publish it on MacabreDaily.com due to possible military repercussions. "Will they come after me?", I thought. But it's been a few months now - so I feel good passing this off to the world, letting them know of the inhumane tortures many prisoners have experienced while being imprisoned by our government.
Why they are releasing it to be viewed by mass audiences is way beyond this journalist. And not wanting to turn this into an op-ed piece, I'd recommend going to see the new Scream, or if you like a little playful, uncomfortable torture–if that's your kink–then go watch Hubie Halloween.

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